Thursday 7 December 2006

شويه نكت بايخة جدا


بقرة جالها جفاف نزلت نيدو.



ليه الخشب يتيم؟.......‏لأ نه مقطوع من شجرة.



مرة 5 ‏دخلوا كلية الهندسة اثنين طلعوا مهندسين وثلاثة مدينة نصر.



لية الصعيدي الصغير أذكي من الصعيدي الكبير؟...... لأنة مابقالوش كتير صعيدي.



عربية كحيانة صاحبها سابها قدام بيت مهجور...‏ليه؟؟ ! ‏عاوزها تبقى عربية شبح.



> ثلاثة مساطيل قاعدين في سهرة
> الأول : ‏أنا عندي فلوس أشتري بيها أمريكا الشمالية
> الثاني : ‏وأنا عندي فلوس أشتري بيها أمريكا الشمالية و الجنوبية
> الثالث : ‏و مين قالكم إني راح أبيع


مره واحد عداه العيب اخد الي بعده.


واحد خلقه ضاق اداه لأخوه الصغير.



دبانة وقعت فى ازازة وسكى طلعت تقول اوعى النسر.



واحد مشغول اتجوز واحدة مشغولة خلفوا ولد مش فاضلهم.



‏مرة مدرس رياضيات خلف ولدين و استنتج التالت.



واحدة اتجوزت واحد شخصيته مهزوزة . ‏ركبت له أريل.


همبورجر وبيبسى و بطاطس بيجروا فى الشارع


تفتكر لية؟........ عشان وجبات سريعة.




> واحده بلدياتنا قالت لجوزها قولى كلمه حلوه ، قال لها


بسبوسه


> قالت له يا اخى قولى كلمه تهزنى ، قال لها مرجيحه
> قالت له قولى كلمه احس فيها انى مراتك
> قال لها انتى طالق



واحد ابنه طلع من الأوائل


.......... شفروه !





‏التلميذ : ‏بحبك يا أبله و عاوز أجوزك... ‏المدرسه: ‏بس أنا مبحبش الأولاد


الصغيرين... ‏التلميذ: ‏وأنا مش مستعجل على الأولاد.





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13 comments:

bassem said...

انا بجرب

MAKSOFA said...

هاهاها
هاها
هاهاه
هههههه
ههه
هههههه
حلوين قوي

bassem said...

Maksofa

يللا بلا غـــم !

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